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SELECTED TWEETS FROM TANNER JOHNSON'S TWITTER ACCOUNT
EDITED BY MATTHEW HOLMES


Nov 13
my mom took bath salts and it's really starting to piss me off

Nov 13
i just seriously took bath salts and ate 80% of my life

Nov 13
it's cold outside and i think i just had a girlfriend...

Nov 1
babies are fuckin gay as shit dude

Oct 28
i cant believe tater tots are actually called tater tots

Oct 19
Syrup thirsty

Sep 19
i am the one who amex

Sep 19
amex lightly

Sep 18
1: Nothing's wrong with me 2: Nothing's wrong with me 3: Nothing's wrong with me 4: Nothing's wrong with me

Sep 14
"There's some good in this world... and it's worth fighting for." - Samwise Gamgee

Sep 8
my morning wood will not cease